Dan Wilson’s Blog

Nobody really likes Leno so much anymore, but at least it is hilarious:

[Both via Andrew Sullivan]

Rudy Giuliani: “We Had No Domestic Attacks Under Bush; We’ve Had One Under Obama.”

Because Techcrunch is reporting that Google Chrome OS is going to be released within a week, I thought I would take this occasion to explain how to install it.

Open Up Control Panel, open Add or Remove Programs, and uninstall everything.

Right-click on My Computer, Properties, Select the Hardware tab, and click on Device Manager. Then for each device, right-click and select uninstall.

Go to the Desktop, and delete everything

Repeat this step for My Documents, and the c drive (and other applicable drives).

Install the Google Chrome Browser, set as default browser.

Press start, programs, Google Chrome, right-click on Google Chrome, and select copy. Then go to the Startup folder, right-click and select paste. Google Chrome should now exist in your Startup folder.

Reboot your machine. You now have Google Chrome OS, congratulations. With this powerful new OS, you can now:

• Browse the web
• Power off the machine

Windows 7 and Snow Leopard finally have some real competition.

Don’t Sweat the Technique

Ok, not really. But looks that way with the quasi video game look of the video.

[Via Denver Infill Blog]

Created on MadMenYourself.

“Cougars” on the prowl in Colo. clubs – The Denver Post.

Cougars have jumped the shark. Front page on denverpost.com.

Ha!

GEARFUSE » Mario Loves Those Shrooms.

[via Gizmodo]

TheStar.com | Sports | Best sport city contest draws fans worldwide.

This article ranks cities for their professional team’s success since 2000. I wonder how much higher or lower Denver would have been if the 90s were included. Or if a city needed three teams instead of two (which would drop out Indianapolis, Vancouver, Montreal, Nashville, Anaheim (kinda), and Edmonton potentially). I have a good blog post cookin’ about Denver sports teams and numbers, so stay tuned.

[via Andrew Sullivan via The Toronto Star]

This is how every scene in my life feels…

[via Andrew Sullivan]

I have ran across some blogs with best satellite and street map view gotchas in the past, but urlesque has a good, filtered collection of the top 10 funny street view moments.

*Extra credit if you can identify what Viking Quest is in the comments (without googling)

[via Neatorama]

A new height in man’s accomplishment with bacon.

That would be a bacon matrix weave.

Andrew Sullivan on Drudge:

Nancy Pelosi is handing out a trillion dollars’ worth of STD-ridden condoms to illegal immigrants for gay sex while the earth enters a new ice age. Did I miss anything?

You can always visit dwilson.us/blog, or if you must, this site is pretty funny. And it gives you something else to refresh.

I know nothing of Battlestar Galactica, so potential spoiler alert? But, this is just awful. I would watch the whole thing, but the 1:15 mark onward will do.

Via The Daily Dish

This is really funny, but not in a PG kinda way.

At age 36, I found myself in a medium security prison serving 3-5 years for destruction of government property and public intoxication. This was stiff punishment for drunkenly defecating in a mailbox but as the judge pointed out, this was my third conviction for the exact same crime.

It just gets better from there.

Hat tip: Ian

Much in the spirit of Garfield Minus Garfield, this web only short format cartoon by Seth MacFarlane corrects what is wrong with Family Guy: The characters and plot lines. Check it out.

Heh.

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard